Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Orange is the new Pink.



The Cool Crap One Can Indulge in When at The Home Depot:

1. Lightswitch Dimmers. They are SO STINKIN' CLASSY.
2. Fireplaces. Possibly classier than dimmers?
2. Hardwood Floors. Equal in class to the dimmers.
3. Granite Countertops. Really? Can you get any classier?
4. Floor Lamps. Love them; so chic.
5. Greenery. 'Cause one say, I'll grow beautiful Gerber Daisies in my front lawn.
6. Drywall.....Idk, had to throw in something manly?..
7. Those really cool little lights that line the walkway outside. I've always had a fascination..
8. PAINT. I love paint. Paint Paint Paint. It is fabulous. Especially the little names...ha! Talk about entertaining.
9. Tools. Ya know, for handy work.. Handy people are equal in importance to the classy population of the world.
10. Storage Ideas. 'Cause everyone has too much crap. Ya know?

Ali, why the hell are you rambling on and on about Home Depot? And class? Well, lemme tell ya.  Home Depot hires some classy people. Or at least they should.


VOTE FOR ERICA.

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